Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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