it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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