Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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