just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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