There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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