this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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