I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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