I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Dicks are not precious.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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