I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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