hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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