escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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