Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
