my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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