She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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