i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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