I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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