Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
