what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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