Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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