When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
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No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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