Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
its not stalking. its research.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
