and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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