I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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