while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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