thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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