Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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