A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Still dying that you shit outside
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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