i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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