Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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