by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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