I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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