I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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