where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
