So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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