im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Randomize
