Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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