ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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