they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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