I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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