we're blogging at a bar
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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