oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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