Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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