Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
operation harelip BJ is a go
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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