Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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