I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Still dying that you shit outside
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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