Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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