Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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