Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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