..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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