I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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