My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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